Yesterday my friend K was in my classroom observing for a graduate class she is taking. We were working with children at the writing table when a little boy who had been painting at the easel ran up to tattle on his friend. Out of breath, he said, "Ms. P... HE ATE PAINT!!!" The culprit said over and over "I say sorry! I say sorry!"
It was hilarious... and don't worry, he had only licked a small drop of paint off of his hand :)